Paper cuts and blood thirst

Sharks don't lose their dignity over paper cuts.
By the way, 'Twilight' ruined vampire fiction for this generation.

The tranquility of nature

This would have made a nice video clip. You need to imagine the awesome backdrop of the mountains (since I can't be bothered to draw them that well) and the serene atmosphere and then the burst of chaos.

I love nature, especially the mountains but moths and other flying insects make them seem like horror movie sets. Leeches are alright as long as you don't see them. (It's quite interesting to see what happens when you sprinkle salt on them).

Anyway, the shark wasn't supposed to sit on the squirrel but on one side of the human while the squirrel sat on the other. Then I absent-mindedly drew the squirrel where I intended the shark to be and then was too lazy to change it. My humour is sometimes accidental. 

Shark pedicures, anyone?

There's a new spa place in town that has this freak pedicure treatment where they have fish, yes live flesh eating mini-piranhas, that clean away the dead skin on your feet. It's only a matter of time before they get a taste for human flesh. Can you blame me for not wanting to try it? As usual, some of my insane-evil friends have been persuading me to do it because they all have. The photos were enough to scare me.

Public message #1 - One would think that all these people used to be Llamas

It really really pisses me off when people do that as if it's the most accepted thing to do on the roads. Don't even get me started on urinating. I would have drawn that if I was a daring comic book artist but I'm not so I'll just stick to safe spitting zones.

Again, don't ask how it rides the bicycle.

Stupid, slimy creatures! Yuck.

I can't think of anyone who'd enjoy having a frog on them.
And I don't understand why people would enjoy watching someone who has a frog on them!

How do I manage to always make friends who like seeing me in such anguish?