I had to do this sketch to put my "Nothing in life is ever that great" quote in context. Well, it also makes sense in many other contexts but the first frame was the scenario of the original occurrence.
My cousin, new to skyping, wanted to know if these voice fades/breaks were common and why they did that. Hence my response. She said that I'd taken cynicism to a whole new level when what I should have said is "No free thing is ever that great".
And apparently, this is the best quote I've ever said in all my life.
