Shark catalog #1

Which of these would you like to see on a t-shirt or mug or phone case?

Bazinga hug!

I was going to have the last panel say "Bazinga" in hopes that 'The Big Bang Theory' will sue me and send Jim Parsons to deliver the notice. The Shark would hug him for sure. (I hope)

It's my high unicorn and I will not get down.

I know someone who loves unicorns. If she were on a high horse, it would be a unicorn.

Sharkzilla and its not-so-powerful shark breath.

I love the new "Godzilla" movie. My only criticism is that they didn't have enough Godzilla action/footage and as always it was about the humans. But all of the dull, slow bits were worth sitting through the moment Godzilla used his atomic breath. It was very exciting.
I also seem to be curious about quarks. Probably because when I was in school, we didn't learn about them. It seems that just as much we seem to discover with telescopes, there would be just as much to discover with microscopes. Just as exciting!

After all, everyone needs to know how.

This strip follows the previous one. As you can see, I wrote the book just to make this strip. I can't think of a better, much-needed self-help book.