It's probably easier to get the sharks to behave like goldfish than to get the general public to improve. I saw this very funny comic about animals'
New Year resolutions and the part about sharks improving their public image inspired me to draw a strip about various attempts at doing so. But while musing on this strip, I was like "um, it's the public that needs improving". So, while this strip probably does nothing to improve sharks' public image, it does point out that parakeets bite too. I love that line... especially after google search results showed me these links.
Biting Parakeets and
How to stop a parakeet from biting.