My mother actually did suggest that second idea. Don't be surprised if my arm is in a cast on my wedding day. Who cares about a few broken bones, scars or side-effects from random pills as long as you're married, right?
The first idea.. well, that would be a good one if one were trying to sift through all the doctors in town. I mean, you see a car with one of those stickers and you go "ooh, I wonder if it's a young, single, attractive one". I think I've done too much brain-storming.
Here's more wall-sitting. This isn't a stone wall though. I'm guessing it's a terrace wall. Another place my parents would freak out if they caught me sitting on.