I was chatting with a friend on twitter last night and somewhere along the silly banter, I thought of this as a t-shirt idea. Then we decided that it would actually make a marketable product. So, here begins the "Oh, Dakuwaqa!" apparel company. If you see this line on a t-shirt soon (since my laziness will cause it to happen later than sooner), please know that I've been ripped off.
This of course led to this: